Udderly Funny

As you can see, the Christi Crew was out in full-force submitting captions for the cow pic we snapped last Saturday night. Thanks so much for giving us something to chuckle about in Philly with your caption contributions!

Udderly Funny Farsides:

"Kum bah yah, my Lord. Kum bah yah..."

"Ok, Bessie, your turn. Truth or dare?"

Beulah's last words were: "I wonder what would happen if we put this pop can on the fire?"

"And that's the story of the three-hooved wanderer. Rumor has it, he still roams these woods, looking for stray calves, with only a hook where his hoof used to be."

"No, I brought the buns, you were supposed to bring the hot dogs." "Are you kidding! Do you have any idea what's in those things?"

"Hey, Fred, check out the dorks in the van over there."

Moise on over to the O.K. Corral BBQ.

Okay, who wants a S'more?

At this month's club meeting, the Cows for Cultural Awareness decided they wanted to do something French. So they built a bon"fee-ray".

The Tiffin coven did their best to keep up appearances after "The Incident".

Ahhhh. It does smell better now.

Bar B Q anyone?

MOOOMMMMM!!! Bessie took the last marshmallow!!

Let's sit around the campfire, and sing our campfire song! (for Sponge Bob fans)

Cow 1: You want some roasted marshmallow?
Cow 2: Yeah, and some roasted beef would be nice.
Cow 1: Hey! Where's my cousin?
Cow 2: Errr....umm.....Gotta run!

Who brought the marshmallows?

Ethel! Get BACK! You're going to singe your eyebrows!

"Moo"mbyia, My Lord!

Throw another log on the fire, Fred!

"Roast Beef."

Who brought the hot dogs?

Anyone for S'mores?

Don't stand too close, you'll get WELL DONE!!
Moooove over!

All beef franks, I thought we decided on pork!

Did someone bring the marshmallows?

Not to be outdone by the competition, Burger King takes its flame-broiled burger concept to a whole new level.

"pigging" out on s'mores,

Gerty the cow looked up and moo'ed "Got milk?”
WHO forgot the marshmallows?

"We totally need smores dude"

Sooo.... who's going first?

Now that the herd could harness fire, they plot to take over the world.

Let's see those Guernseys on Brown's farm do THIS!

Beef ... it's what's on fire.

"Let's make S'Mooooo-res!"

Now that's what I call pre-cooked meals!

Who wants hot dogs??

What cows do when people are not looking.

Camping, cow style

Wonder what they are cooking over the campfire,chicken?

Moobyah, my Lord Moobyah

Okay, so who brought the steaks?

Bessie The Methane Bomb: Why Smoking & Cows Don't Mix"

Oh mmmmooooaaaannnn! My marshmallow is way on fire!

"Meanwhile, somewhere in a rural Ohio pasture, the elusive fire-breathing cow makes a brief yet memorable appearance."

"Finally out of breath, Bessie gives up on trying to blow out those darn joke birthday candles."

"Not only did the cows come home, they burned it down."

Smokey the Cow says, "Only you can prevent pasture fires."

The cows didn't quite understand the phrase "flame-broiled patty."

The annual company picnic takes a tragic turn when someone asks for a flame-broiled burger.

"This is NOT what I meant when I asked for a hot meal!"

Elsie, you gotta quit listening to The Doors.

Bovine Welding 101, final exam.

While on a field trip, Cowpoke Elementary School students uncover the briefcase from "Pulp Fiction."

"Anybody want another sa-moooooooooooooooooooo-re?"

Cows having some camping fun

I didn't know that cow dung burns!

Maybe we shouldn't smoke cigars so close to the cow dung pile.

I'd pee on the fire but my utter is stuck.

That Farmer Brown is a genius. He actually taught his cattle to cook themselves.

The Chick-Fil-A cows have taken their advertising campaign to a new level. On a recent Saturday evening, it is reported that cow correspondents in rural Ohio had a chicken roasting of their own. It is unknown at this time how the cows gained access to the chickens and fire, but authorities are investigating. In the meantime, the cows continue to moo, "Eat More Chicken!".