Wanted!

HUMOR FROM HARRIET:
Officials in rural Seneca County have reported seeing a sneaky truck idling through the countryside. But this is no ordinary truck. The windshield of this vehicle of carnage sports a hole mysteriously bearing the resemblance of an unfortunate buzzard named Mabel Feather. The scavenger community is outraged.

"We were minding our own business," said an eyewitness, "in the middle of the second course of possum au gratin, when out of nowhere, from the top of the hill, comes this huge, evil, vehicle of death tearing down the middle of the road! We tried to get out of the way, but nobody can move that fast."

The group of young birds where about the marriage of the victim's son, when their wedding feast was tragically cut short by vehicular birdslaughter, the likes of which this quiet community has never witnessed.

"I knew Mabel like she was my own sister." Says Hal Buzz, Feather's neighbor. "In fact, there were so many of us in the nest that she may very well be my sister."

Prosecutors for the Humane Society are prepared to send this horrible villain to jail for as long as it takes. "Justice must be served." Said Assistant District Attorney Al B. Tross. "This is a fowl crime which must not go unpunished!"

The citizens of this sleepy little town are in shock today. I'm not sure if this warm, loving community will ever be the same. Many have gone bald from all the emotional and psychological stress. "This is no fiction," says Hank the Cow-Dog, who heard about this atrocious crime while sleeping on his gunny sack bed under the gas tank out at the ranch.

If you have any information about the wherabouts of the firey-haired villainous pilot of the truck of death, please come forward. Only you can stop Buzzard Slaughter.

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